[seductively takes off glasses]
wow you’re fucking blurry
im allergic to penicillin
this is me every time i go to the doctor.
she forgets everytime.gotta love your nurses, people.
I think there’s a Facebook group that made t-shirts along the lines of “Be kind to nurses. They keep doctors from killing you.” My mom was a nurse for over 40 years.
Is it possible to overdose on adorable baby animal GIFs?
This is just majestic…
The Norwegian Forest Cat is known by few outside of northern Europe. It’s a furry breed of domestic cat bred for colder climates. Photographer Jane Bjerkli and her fluffy cat Mille reside in Norway where together they produce some stunning portfolios.
personal achievement: i’ve never had a naruto phase
thats not an achievement thats a disappointment
"It’s important to forgive."
"Who do you have the hardest time forgiving?"
if u ask me to go to the park and just swing on swings with u there is 98% chance i will say yes and swing for 5 hours do not test me
can someone photoshop me into a better life